When best selling author Carl Black moves his family back to his childhood home, he must team up with oddball neighbors to do battle with a pimp, who may or may not be an actual vampire.
After accepting a job at a low-rent pornographers, a feisty young woman must fight to survive against an ancient evil intent on killing everyone in its path.
A deadbeat dad, an insurance scammer, and an MMA coach must avenge their Kung Fu master's death but first - they need to call in sick at their 9-to-5's.